VICE OF BUGGERY AT FTC

At the sovereign Trade Commission we have practical attorneys who suffer from the vice of buggery resolve promoted to higher again more important international divisions. Now then, are these attorneys who have typical sexual problems and are breaking the laws of sodomy not wanted in the main agency of Federal trade Commission Employees? Is the FTC worried about sexual harassment laws? Are they aroused about on-the-clock Men's Restroom Quickies and the possibility of the need for an unflattering in-house employee investigation becoming public? Is the Federal Trade Commission afraid to blaze these buggerists, for some employee felonious termination suit? Is buggery so pervasive that the FTC has to start new titles for these guys so they rap be moved up in rank to other divisions? If whence why doesn't its FTC feign a Don't Ask, Don't draw Policy to prevent special treatment of those who suffer from buggery? Can't the FTC get psychological help for these men who thrust their penis up another man's rectum? Obviously these human organs were not set up to carry off